Men are simple and women are nimble?

I had been to the Humor club meet last Friday. There were several speakers and performers who made interesting contributions. Needless to mention, it was really an interesting evening as usual. The icing on the cake was the speech given by one Mr Niazi who is a consulting psychologist, specialized in marital relationship problems.

We came to know that he comes to the rescue of those for whom the marital bliss turns to martial blizzard!

His topic was aptly on this subject and quite naturally, evinced lot of interest and attention from one and all. He revealed some keys to happy married life, that came as an eye opener for the audience.

He started with a sweeping statement to the effect,'all married men are naive and simple whereas all women are smart and nimble'!

Men are easily caught on the wrong foot doing 'white mischiefs', or whilst letting loose their rowing eye! They are also blamed for being non communicative when it comes to displaying their love and affection for their partners. Women not only need to be reassured about the 'unadulterated' love by their partners, but also want their immediate circle to recognise it.
He made another interesting statement that all men fear their wives without an exception! He went on to declare that if some one does not fear his wife, then he must be God!

To drive this point, he narrated a joke: One day God of Death,Yama, was addressing men who arrived after death at the auditorium of Heaven. He asked all men to stand in two columns, whereby those who do not fear their wives to form a line to his left side, and those who fear their wives to the right. As expected all men jostled towards the right side, whereas only one person reached to the left side.

Surprised to see this man standing to his left, Yama asked this man, "Were you not afraid of your wife during your life time?"
The man replied, "Oh my lord, this what exactly my wife told me to do, that I stand in left when such a question was asked, and I just carried out her instruction"!

Women on the other hand are good face readers. They can tell from a distance what transpired on a given day at office or what is running on the minds of their men without having to utter a word!

Hearing all this I have two observations to make.

1. Men are too smart before marriage that they somehow tend to attract women of their choice. After marriage... well, they become too predictable that their tricks don't work anymore!

2. We hear a lot about domestic violence, especially by men on their women. After hearing this psychologist, I tend to believe that those men who perpetrate this violence on their women are not normal. Either they are under the influence of intoxicants or need counselling!

Dear readers, you may be curious to know if I am 'fearless'. You should have already realised that I am an exception.

Here I want to remind you that my younger daughter and wife do not visit my blogs.

Now, can we safely conclude that Men are simple and women are nimble?